Wednesday, October 19, 2011

don't flush your life away kid.. step away from the bowl

How many times has Obama flunked diplomatic protocol in the United Kingdom?
Let us count the ways…
1. Immediately after taking office, Obama shipped the White House bust of Winston Churchill back to England.
2. Then Obama gave British Prime Minister Gordon Brown a bunch of cheap DVDs as a gift.
3. A few weeks later, Michelle Obama broke centuries of international protocol by hugging the  queen.
4. Then Obama gave Queen Elizabeth the gift of an iPod, filled with his own speeches.
 And 5 makes a Royal Flush…
5. Obama fails an attempt to make a toast to the queen.

As you have probably learned I'm not the biggest O-man fan. For number two on this list of fan favorites let me say wow, you are the president of the united states and you are really going to procede to give a Prime Minister cheap DVD's you couldn't stop by at the least Harry and David, hell, you're the president order someone else to find a better gift for you, is it really that hard? Come on man. Now Michelle Obama has a higher place held within my heart. Seriously though, did they not create a rule book for the first lady, not to mention the centuries that came before that knew what to do, but in this day and age we have no awareness and morals, so at that a code of conduct was broken. Out of all the great things I have seen Mrs. Obama do I have to give her a break on this one. veryone makes mistakes, just hit up that rule book. Mr. Obama, let me address what I find the most appalling, did he honestly give the queen an ipod with HIS OWN speeches on it. That is absolutely sadistic, and pathetic, not to mention conceited and quite upity. You may be the president but not everyone wants to hear you talk. I mean Hitler was a freaking dictator but he was a great speaker so people loved to listen to him, is that what you want o-man? Dear God, I certainly hope not. As for the toast fail to the queen, I'm not really sure as to what went wrong, but you are indeed the president right? I think we did talk about this earlier. HAVE SOMEONE WRITE IT FOR YOU. Problem solved, wow that was easy. Come on o-man you can't hide forever, but if you want to hide at least use all of the tools the presidency has given to you. Go big or go home o-man the world is a cruel place. With that I leave you with a lovely video of the toast:

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