- extra kit kats on halloween
- girls that don't dress slutty in halloween
- the way a dog stretches in their sleep
Oh the halloweekend, and all that it encompasses. The general public even receives encouragement from pop-culture, mean girls for example: "Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it." Oh america, the things that our acceptable in todays standards truly scare the shit out of me. Are you joking? What perverted sex offender decided to encourage girls to spend 80 dollars on a piece of polyester that barely covers one at all? That is honestly sick and disgusting. I'm all for girls having self confidence, but I don't really know what you consider wearing the equivalent of a loin cloth in 40 degree weather. I'm pretty sure that causes one thing, embarrassment, and a lifetime of sluttitude. Imaging you are a hormone induced horny age 17 male. You walk into a basement full of girls fake tanned, barely clothed veiled with the stench of alcohol. What do you think you are going to do? I'm sure your answer wasn't head home to watch movies with mom. Exactly.
So this blog is my ode to girls who break the standard, the girls who dress as something creative. Girls who don't need tight clothes, and tube tops to feel noticed. People who are crazy enough to think outside the box, because those are the ones who do. They are the confident girls that boys don't notice now because they are currently thinking about one thing. When those guys are looking for wives some day; oh watch out girls, because no boy wants to marry a eska-hoe. They want someone who respects themselves, the girls who weren't dressed like slutty bat man (I can't even believe that costume exists). So stay strong, and love yourselves girls, because I can promise you if you don't now. No one ever will.
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