Thursday, January 12, 2012

baby it blows outside

The snow blows. Literally. To all you that repeatedly complained about it not being a white christmas, and wanting it to snow and such, screw you. It is awful that people would sit around and complain for this misery. We all knew that this warm winter wasn't going to last forever, obviously winter was bound to reach us eventually. The comical aspect of this is that the same people that blatantly complained about the lack of snow, are the same people that blew up my twitter newsfeed with complaints of the snow and the fact that a snow day was not given early this morning. So all you two sided people I beg you to keep your mouths quiet in hopes that you do not curse us further into this winter. This morning as I woke up seven minutes past the time I am suppose to be in class, I hustled to get ready and hopped in my car. As I swerved down my long steep driveway I went to hit my brakes and flew into my neighbors driveway. What a great way to start the day. I backed up and pulled into my freshly-unplowed neighborhood, as I live in the country & we are almost always the last to get taken care of. Anyways I continued the trecherous neighborhood and headed to blairsferry, or shall I say the deathtrap. It took twenty minutes for the two cars ahead of me to turn right before I even got to the stop sign. When I got up there it took another five. Even once I was on my way my car was moving 20 miles per hour in a 45 mile zone. Happy day. When I turned onto edgewood, I faced two stoplights and the raging speed of ten miles per hour, needless to say I probably could have ran to school faster. When I got to school I was forced to park at the bottum of the lot with only five minutes to get to class. I started to run in my pale gray knit uggs and I'm pretty sure each step I took brought me back about half as far as I had moved forward. How frustrating as the snow blew hard into my face and clothing. When I finally reached the building four minutes later I hustled into class. Out of breath and tired I was infuriated. So this post goes out to all you know-nothings, screw you and the karma that comes with your ignorance.

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